Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Will the real conservatives please stand up?

I read a somewhat interesting article in the Atlantic today, which espouses John McCain as a “true conservative” and goes on to state that those who suggest he is no such thing are the ones that have lost their way in the conservative movement.

In supporting this claim, the author cites the philosophy and actions of Edmund Burke, who is considered by many to be an early father of modern conservatism. Burke was a member of the British parliament during the American Revolution, and is endeared to American conservatives as a staunch supporter of the colonist’s side of the revolution. He’s also remembered for his strong opposition of the French Revolution, which he denounced as brutal and unnecessary.

It’s this dichotomy that the author uses to equate the actions of John McCain to the stance of Edmund Burke; the balance of personal freedom with social order.

However, such a stance is both questionable and naïve. First and foremost, if there is to be criticism hurled at Mr. Burke, it’s precisely in his “balance of social order” view that it’s most deserved.

The author hails Burke’s opposition to the French Revolution as a means to show that nuance can lead to different views on similar issues – a la opposing the Bush tax cuts, then later supporting them. However, what he fails to mention is that Burke’s biggest fault, and his very rationale for opposing the French Revolution, is his deep rooted belief that people should be governed by an aristocracy – a class of people who have a social upbringing and an intellectual background that delivers, to them alone, the burden of governance. Burke himself, as you might suspect, came from a very wealthy family, attended the best schools, and believed that it was people like himself that were best qualified to govern the rest.

On the plus side, and where the roots to conservatism connect, Burke advocated that the role of government, in economic affairs, was to take a very hands-off, free-market, Adam Smith approach. This is why Burke supports the American Revolution, because the biggest factors leading to the American Revolution were economic in nature, stemming from economic meddling by Britain in what Burke suggests should have remained a free market system. Certainly, if conservatives believe in the non-economic-intervention position of Adam Smith, then aligning with the largely identical position of Burke makes sense.

However, it’s clear that Burke’s views on the French Revolution are embedded in his belief that the masses of people are not capable of governing themselves. Burke’s argument is that the French Revolution is not so much rooted in a desire to move to a free market economy, but that it was tied to the revolutionaries’ desire to overthrow the ruling aristocracy and surrounding traditions.

Burke is a free-market elitist. If he were alive today, I doubt he would argue with that classification.

And this is where the author’s views become suspect. If Ronald Reagan was a beacon to modern conservatism, then how do you rationalize that Reagan would be comfortable with the ideal of a ruling aristocracy? I have certainly read nothing of Ronald Reagan that would suggest his is the viewpoint he would espouse.

So perhaps the author is suggesting that the Reagan school of thought is not the conservative school of thought, and if that’s the case, then I am no conservative. However, I believe, simply, that the author is incorrect; it is Burke who is not a conservative.

Burke’s thinking helped lead the way for conservative thought, no doubt, as a free-markets economy is a cornerstone to the movement. However, the social side of the equation is one of individual independence, individual rights, and personal responsibility. The conservative movement is the combination of free-market capitalism on the economic side, with classical liberalism on the social side.

Perhaps elitists are hijacking the term “conservative” in the same way that socialists hijacked the term “liberal”. Liberal, in the traditional sense, and still today it much of Europe, means to follow the tenants of classical liberalism, which is the polar opposite of collectivism and socialism – yet these are the groups which, in modern America, brand themselves as “liberal.”

I’m uncertain as to the degree to which we can think of McCain as a proponent of free-markets. I will give him credit that he has not suggested taxing of crude oil or oil company profits as a way to lower prices in the way that Obama and Clinton have suggested. This, at least, gives him points for being more free-market than the Democrats who are still running for President.

Yet, I can’t help but worry about some of McCain’s other stances. His campaign finance “reform” limits how much money individuals can contribute (essentially a regulation on the free-market), while it allows the candidate to personally fund their campaign with as much of their own money as they care to contribute. This essentially gives an advantage to the super-wealthy when running for office, and certainly feels a bit elitist to me.

Likewise, advocating amnesty for illegal immigrants on the grounds that “there are jobs Americans just wont do” also smells elitist. I cannot say with certainty that McCain has ever used this phraseology as a justification for his amnesty plans, but we’ve all heard this argument made as general support for amnesty.

Finally, there are (at least) two viewpoints for supporting the war in Iraq, and it’s difficult to judge where McCain actually stands because it’s so easy to intertwine them. On one hand, there is the national defense arguement, surmised as “we fight them there so they won’t fight us here.” Some statics suggest that may be a false position, but it is, at minimum, an argument that can be debated. On the other hand, the suggestion that the United States has some kind of obligation to “promote democracy” around the world, with an intent that Iraq become a “beacon of democracy in the middle east” is very plainly elitist, and is an argument that would make Burke proud.

Burke, after all, was a product of the British Empire at it’s very peek, and he certainly held the belief that it was up to his aristocratic class to promote free markets and govern the world.

Does McCain fall into that category as well? I don’t know. I do know that McCain is the strongest advocate for the national defense argument of anyone still running for President. Where he stands on democracy building, I am not sure.

I might hypothesize that Obama, Clinton, and McCain are all supporter of this “democracy supporting elitism” in one way or another. With the Democratic establishment supporting democracy through military action in Kosovo and Somolia (not to mention suggestions that we invade Sudan or Burma for similar reasons), and the Republican establishment supporting the Bush position of spreading democracy in Iraq (and perhaps Iran) through military action, I can’t help but think that the mainstream of both parties hold this elitist viewpoint.

It’s a shame, really, to think that all the candidates believe in this misguided elitism in one way or another. If Burke is a free-market elitist, then it’s probably safe to say that McCain is the most “Burkian,” in that he’s the most free-market candidate, and the whole lot of them are elitists. Obama and Clinton don’t do as well on the free-market side, but they get plenty of Burkian points for believing The American Way should be spread by force around the world.

But that’s hardly to say McCain deserves a medal for being a Reagan conservative. While one could argue that there were elitist actions taken during the Reagan administration (as could be done for any administration), the concept of Reagan’s “shining city on the hill” is the very opposite of elitism: Be an example of free market capitalism, and a society of free individuals, and the world will beat a path to your door.

And so, to the author of this piece: If a “conservative” is from the mold of Ronald Reagan and Barry Goldwater, or from Thomas Jefferson and George Washington, then count me among them. On the other hand, if a conservative is from the mold of old Ed Burke, then please give me, along with the aforementioned group, another banner to stand under.

Monday, May 12, 2008

Mix wine, politics, and religion. Shake briskly and serve.

On Saturday evening, Trevor and Kim hosted a great dinner party (as per usual). Amy and I arrived early so as to guarantee that we would see a panicked Trevor going bananas in the kitchen. We weren't disappointed with the pre-game show.

After dinner, and now some seven (8? 10?) bottles of wine into the evening, the conversation turned to politics and religion. This was quite an abrupt change to the very engaging conversation I was having with Amy (not my wife, but the AC/DC fan) about the video game Rock Band and the finer points of tiramisu.

Of course, I was quite excited by the prospects of a political and religious discussion, and it's been quite some time since I've been able to get involved in that kind of thing outside my usual California-based crew and my solo rants here on the blog.

I'm pretty sure I was more excited by the prospect of playing Rock Band while eating tiramisu... but still, I enjoy these kinds of spirited discussions among friends.

As an aside, Amy (Ready) gave me a bit of a (very light) talking to about me getting so heated in these sorts of discussions. I certainly am not trying to be rude, I'm just having a good time and am excited. Hopefully no one thought I was arguing angrily or against them personally. I didn't give anyone the Trevor "friends forever" fist-to-fist smack, so I give you all a virtual one now.



Go ahead and give your monitor a light fist tap there, just not too hard. I'm not to be blamed for pushing your laptop onto the floor or breaking any LCD crystals -- this is supposed to be friendly after all!

In any case, at one point there was a discussion about voting and being Catholic (and I have no idea how we ended up there), but I remember that Trevor and I supported the concept that, if you took the pro-life thing off the table, that the left-wing / socialism viewpoint was more "Catholic" than the right-wing view point, because the teachings of the church are very socialistic in nature.

However, on the way to the office this morning I realize that, while I did my best to make my point during Saturday's discussion, that I was actually incorrect (sorry Trevor!).

The teachings of the Catholic church (and largely of Christianity in general) are indeed socialist in nature: giving to the poor, the needy, the sick - giving your time, your money, your talents to others - all that stuff.

However, the hitch in this whole thing is that those are things you are supposed to do on your own. Life's journey, so to speak.

When the government does it, things change. The government can only have money to give if they take that money from other people - including those people that had no intention of giving money to that particular cause, those particular people, or to that particular inefficient, corrupt, bureaucratic machine (hehe).

The government forces you to pay for those things by means of taxation. If you don't pay your taxes, they take the money straight from your bank account. If you block them from doing that, they will come and arrest you. If you resist, they will detain you by force, and you'll probably get a first hand look at Mr. Tazer (or Mr. Billy Club, or Mr. Wrong-end-of-a-Glock-Pistol).

Taking someone's money or property by force or violence is called stealing.

And stealing is not very Christian at all, is it?

It would be one thing if we lived in some kind of dictatorship where we had no say in the matter. But we have a representative government which (in theory) means that those we elect are working on our behalf.

Do I want to hire/elect people who go out and steal other folk's stuff on my behalf, using violence if necessary to take what I think those people should give?

Uh.... no.

So there. I've defeated my own argument from Saturday, and I can rest easy being a fiscal conservative once again. Lower taxes = less stealing. Go tell all your Christian friends that they'd better start supporting fiscal conservative candidates (as if there were any left, these days), or they'll be encouraging people to steal, which is a very un-Christian thing to do.

:)

Being a good Cathoic/Christian means that you will make those decisions yourself. While you should encourage others to do the same by both word and example, you shouldn't go around stealing their stuff or jacking them up with a tazer just because *you* think they should give to the same causes and in the same way you do.

Enjoy thinking about that.

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

It's Ready in a landslide!

When you think of people winning elections with 100% of the vote, infamous names like Saddam Hussein, Fidel Castro, and Joseph Stalin come to mind.

Add to that list, yours truly, Jeff Ready.

That's right. In fact, I take it one step further. In my first public election, I won 100% of the vote, not once, but twice. See the results for yourself:


Ah but that's not all. As you can see, I received 149 votes in my precinct, White River #12. If I take a look at other vote getters in this precinct, I notice the following:


So while I cleaned up, none of the candidates running for president received as many votes as I did. This is clearly an indication of the leadership people see in me--a mandate, if you will.

I can sense your doubt. Don't make me throw you in the gulag.

In fact, on the entire White River 12 precinct ballot, only our incumbent governor, Mitch Daniels received more votes than me with 160 votes. Better watch out Mitch, I'm gunning for you!

What's even better is that these other fools now have to run in a general election where votes will be split up even more, yet I craftily choose to run for offices that are voted on during the primary only. So 100% of the vote it is. I pledge to use my new found power for good, not evil. Mostly. Or something.

Monday, May 05, 2008

Hillary Clinton to break up OPEC

Hillary says she's going to use anti-trust laws to break up OPEC.

LOL.

Is this part of the "lower gas prices" plan as well? Are you going to force Saudi Arabia to break up into small states, like AT&T had to? Do you even know what an oligopoly is? Seriously, Senator Clinton -- I am happy to be hired on as an economic consultant and prevent you from saying stupid things like this.

Polar bears and polar ice caps

A look at a graph of the total size of the global ice caps over the past 30 years shows a rapid decline no meaningful change in the size of the icecaps.Which of course reminds me of my favorite poster child for global warming: Bobo, the polar bear who is just about ready to drown ready to swim to the next iceberg. Swim, Bobo! Swim!



Thursday, May 01, 2008

In case you were sleeping in high school economics...

It is the season for goofy claims from politicians, and the latest banter about gas prices is no exception. It looks like Obama and Clinton are both proposing raising taxes on oil and or oil companies in order to (among other things) "lower gas prices."

I hate to be the one to point this out, but if you raise taxes on either the raw materials used to make gas, or on the profits you receive from gas, then you raise the price of gas; you don't lower the price of it. For Pete's sake. Hello? Anyone? Hello?

I feel dumber for even having to point that out. Maybe I should lobby for a position as an economic adviser for these people. Or, *maybe* they should fire their own advisers... or maybe such a complete lack of the most basic bits of economic understanding should RAISE A FEW RED FLAGS AMONG THE VOTERS. Seriously.

So either the candidates know these are invalid statements, making them big liars, or, more likely they actually believe them to be true, making them complete knuckleheads. Take your pick.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Adolf Hitler sighting?

It appears that Adolf Hitler has taken over the FCC - here's a picture of the chairman, Kevin Martin:

Seriously man... if no one else has ever told you, then let me be the first to say that you need to change that haircut. What the heck. Doesn't this guy have any friends?

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Was it an inside job?

Now, I'm not one to jump on any conspiracy bandwagon, but I think the evidence presented at this link is worth a read.

http://tinyurl.com/24ehr8